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"Abominable Snow Baby" spotted in Antarctica

An exploration team from Antarctica brought back photos of a strange humanoid creature over 30 feet tall. Chris Chaprulain, head of the team said "I couldn't believe the gate that it had. It moved across the snow like it was on ice!"
Could this strange alien invader be the reason for the recently recorded melting of the Antarctic glaciers? Or the decline in Emperor Penguin populations? Scientists we contacted refused to speculate as to whether the origins of these changes may be related to this astounding discovery.